Tweets of the Week - 10/9

Oh No... Awwww

Ronda and Joanna getting ready for Australia with a stare down... And koala fight! https://t.co/6oE6JNawfC
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) October 7, 2015

The Acerbic Wit of KenFlo, Folks!

My boy @arielhelwani looks great! pic.twitter.com/Wyi9FLkTPt
— Kenny Florian (@kennyflorian) October 7, 2015

UFC: Wherein the F Stands for Gymnastics

TUMBLE young men TUMBLE!!!! Marcus Brimage vs Maximo Blanco at UFC 145, Atlanta, GA 4/21/12 #DWCOTD pic.twitter.com/bi793slhwu
— Dana White (@danawhite) October 8, 2015

Hey @sagenorthcutt show this @ClemsonFB fan how it's done!!! @ufc #ufc #fail #flip pic.twitter.com/rliR38feIV
— Dana White (@danawhite) October 6, 2015

And Now... 'From the Mind of Mitch'

Sometimes I like to put caviar on hotdogs....actually none of that is true
— Mitch Clarke (@MitchClarkeMMA) October 6, 2015

Nothing like being serenaded to the tune of "wrecking ball" on a ukulele by @raychkent
— Mitch Clarke (@MitchClarkeMMA) October 8, 2015

Pumpkin pie is gross and tastes like caramelized sand
— Mitch Clarke (@MitchClarkeMMA) October 9, 2015

People apparently take their pie very seriously ....pumpkin is still gross
— Mitch Clarke (@MitchClarkeMMA) October 9, 2015

Stipe is Smart (*source quoted below)

I'm smart https://t.co/uJGo3tU9EZ
— Stipe Miocic (@stipemiocicufc) October 9, 2015

You Guys Psyched for Halloween? How 'bout Now?

Takin my big guy Trick or Treating this Halloween!! Happy Halloween @UrijahFaber pic.twitter.com/AsmCRAtqSc
— Dana White (@danawhite) October 7, 2015

These New 'Book' Editions Never Need Charging!

The latest monster is here, heavy as ever. @UFC: A Visual History hits shelves on Oct. 27 @dkpublishing @primagames pic.twitter.com/T9KMFBN8Qi
— Thomas Gerbasi (@tgerbasi) September 24, 2015