Greetings and Salutations
Good morning people. -Phil Davis
Hope you all are having a great day so far -Jon Bones Jones
Well hello there Twitter friends. -Stipe Miocic
Anyone else wish there were new episodes of Night Court out?
I wish I still had my Super Nintendo hooked up, needs to play me some Donkey Kong Country
The amount of lyrics I know from Kris Kross's "Jump" is alarming -Mitch Clarke
Burped in the car , I was the only one in the car and I still said "excuse me" . I'm such a classy broad! -Derek Brunson
I'm having a serious craving for pizza right now! Ugh -Jamie Varner
I'm making some pizza come down for a slice -Roland Delorme
That triangle choked out my cat. http://instagram.com/p/cklTmroNjZ/ - Scott Jorgensen, watching Moraes vs. Magny at UFC 163
Lil BANG is the cat whisperer. 3 stray cats followed us. pic.twitter.com/plNCYGYGfu -Duane Ludwig
Well. Happy cat day anyway. I'm going to bed. -Julie Kedzie
Beard are the New Mohawks in MMA
This beard is starting to look like a mane lol. Wait til fight night on Sept 4th. @ufc @Torque1net #teamBrutal pic.twitter.com/TNM2n2mqru -Johnny Bedford
My Mr. Rogers impersonation was MONEY back in the day #TBT http://instagram.com/p/cxXjqlSSV8/ -Kenny Florian
Should I drink it? pic.twitter.com/c1ceTlLRWi -Daron Cruickshank
Can He Do That? Don’t Risk it.
If you tried to call me from an "Unknown" phone number, I might blow your phone up from this end. -Tim Kennedy
We’re Out of Funky Stuff. How ‘bout Groovy Stuff?
Gimmie that stuff that funk that sweet that funky stuff -Isaac Vallie-Flagg
Uncle Creepy and Uncle ChaCha!
@sonnench thanks for the love pal. We need to get dinner soon. Made date ; ) -Ian McCall
Fighters Against Narcissism
OH I AM SO IMPORTANT PAY ATTENTION TO ME MY OPINIONS & FEELINGS ARE MORE VALID THAN YOURS EVERYTHING I DO IS SIGNIFICANT! #yepyouareadouche -Julie Kedzie