Meanwhile, Over in Abu Dhabi...
What does @RoyNelsonMMA do before he weighs in at #UFCFightNight? He takes a #selfie w/ the Abu Dhabi crew of course! pic.twitter.com/DGpKQPDwYO -UFC
You think if I blow off my next media call for my fight, to keep watching this fight I'll get in trouble? -Cub Swanson
The beginning of another Arabian Night. #InvincibleSun #NoFilter http://instagram.com/p/mlCfE3pP-u/ -Dan Hardy
At Least Your Day Didn't Start with This
This should be illegal! Good night Twitter pic.twitter.com/XTzNxl5RLb -Ike Vallie-Flagg
Dudes…nice suits & baseball caps don’t go together. That is all. -Jason High
I am back! UFC May 10 Cincinnati vs Neil Magny! -Tim Means
Fight Pass Original Series?
I'm gonna shoot a reality show where I go around and pick up Hitch hikers ask their life stories and give them sh*tty advice -Forrest Griffin
Go-Go Karting is More Fun
Who wants to go Go-Karting? -Mitch Clarke
I Thought You Meant Something Else... Auto Racing.
I hate some races & if that makes me a bad person that's just too bad. Who wants to run or watch someone run more than a 10k? Not me -Yves Edwards
How Does That Happen?! Anyone?
Got jalapeño juice in my ear like 4 hrs ago and it's will not stop burning #smoothmove -Pat Healy
How is this Matt Burns Guy not in the UFC Yet?
Mat burn is no joke. -Russell Doane
That's an Awesome Tweet, Danny! -Don't Hurt Us.
I need to hurry up and fight! I get super irritable this close to fight time. The littlest things set me off. -Danny Castillo
Dog Pound... for Pound List
Danger guarding the stairs pic.twitter.com/eIdgPT7QbO -Cub Swanson
Quit waking me up, Mama! #dailybailey http://instagram.com/p/mpqM7MrkSi/ -Julie Kedzie
My dog and I cooling down in the pool after our run. He loves to come with me but he struggled in the… http://instagram.com/p/mnyhguytZS/ -Michael Bisping
Guilty MeatyBomBini puts himself in the naughty corner when he decides to CHEW MY NEW OUTDOOR SETTING!!! pic.twitter.com/e7xqPP5Dyu -'Rowdy' Bec Rawlings
THIS dog... pic.twitter.com/9T1ZpFwqVK -Mac Danzig
Stipe Miocic Defeats Stipe Miocic
Also woke up to find out some idiot is running an account with my name and 6k followers. I'd like to meet him. -Stipe Miocic
@smiocic so what your saying is you are super popular??? Ha -Ike Vallie-Flagg
I wouldn't be half as mad @StipeMiocic if his tweets were original or funny. Instead he takes mine and sends out garbage otherwise.
@StipeMiocic I would do so much better with a parody account than you.
@StipeMiocic Hey man your tweets are awesome. You think you could teach me how to not be funny?
@UFC_Shanda Hey any chance you can help getting some idiots fake account of me shut down?
@smiocic I sure can! Shoot me the handle or link and I will have it shut down. -UFC Shanda
@UFC_Shanda Don't let his incredible good looks deter you from doing what is right..... hahahaha.
May @StipeMiocic R.I.P. Gonna miss that guy. -Stipe Miocic