Tweets of the Week 4/11

Meanwhile, Over in Abu Dhabi...
What does @RoyNelsonMMA do before he weighs in at #UFCFightNight? He takes a #selfie w/ the Abu Dhabi crew of course! pic.twitter.com/DGpKQPDwYO  -UFC

You think if I blow off my next media call for my fight, to keep watching this fight I'll get in trouble? -Cub Swanson ‏

The beginning of another Arabian Night. #InvincibleSun #NoFilter http://instagram.com/p/mlCfE3pP-u/  -Dan Hardy ‏
 
At Least Your Day Didn't Start with This
This should be illegal! Good night Twitter pic.twitter.com/XTzNxl5RLb  -Ike Vallie-Flagg
 
HIGH Fashion
Dudes…nice suits & baseball caps don’t go together. That is all.  -Jason High ‏

Means Business
I am back! UFC May 10 Cincinnati vs Neil Magny!  -Tim Means ‏

Fight Pass Original Series? 
I'm gonna shoot a reality show where I go around and pick up Hitch hikers ask their life stories and give them sh*tty advice  -Forrest Griffin ‏

Go-Go Karting is More Fun
Who wants to go Go-Karting?  -Mitch Clarke

I Thought You Meant Something Else... Auto Racing.
I hate some races & if that makes me a bad person that's just too bad. Who wants to run or watch someone run more than a 10k? Not me  -Yves Edwards ‏

How Does That Happen?! Anyone?
Got jalapeño juice in my ear like 4 hrs ago and it's will not stop burning #smoothmove  -Pat Healy ‏

How is this Matt Burns Guy not in the UFC Yet?
Mat burn is no joke. -Russell Doane ‏

That's an Awesome Tweet, Danny! -Don't Hurt Us.
I need to hurry up and fight! I get super irritable this close to fight time. The littlest things set me off. -Danny Castillo ‏

Dog Pound... for Pound List
Danger guarding the stairs pic.twitter.com/eIdgPT7QbO -Cub Swanson ‏

Quit waking me up, Mama! #dailybailey http://instagram.com/p/mpqM7MrkSi/  -Julie Kedzie ‏

My dog and I cooling down in the pool after our run. He loves to come with me but he struggled in the… http://instagram.com/p/mnyhguytZS/   -Michael ‏Bisping

Guilty MeatyBomBini puts himself in the naughty corner when he decides to CHEW MY NEW OUTDOOR SETTING!!! pic.twitter.com/e7xqPP5Dyu  -'Rowdy' Bec Rawlings ‏
 
THIS dog... pic.twitter.com/9T1ZpFwqVK  -Mac Danzig

Stipe Miocic Defeats Stipe Miocic
Also woke up to find out some idiot is running an account with my name and  6k followers. I'd like to meet him. -Stipe Miocic

@smiocic so what your saying is you are super popular??? Ha  -Ike Vallie-Flagg

I wouldn't be half as mad @StipeMiocic if his tweets were original or funny. Instead he takes mine and sends out garbage otherwise.

@StipeMiocic I would do so much better with a parody account than you.

@StipeMiocic Hey man your tweets are awesome. You think you could teach me how to not be funny?

@UFC_Shanda Hey any chance you can help getting some idiots fake account of me shut down?

@smiocic I sure can! Shoot me the handle or link and I will have it shut down. -UFC Shanda ‏
 
@UFC_Shanda Don't let his incredible good looks deter you from doing what is right..... hahahaha. 
 
May @StipeMiocic R.I.P. Gonna miss that guy. -Stipe Miocic