Thems Matchin' Words!
Attn Bjj players.ill let you call them fights if u stop pacing w/a towel &hoodie under ur gi like Tyson &quit crapping b4 matches #NoPunches -Cole Miller
Oh Yeah? Well You... Accomplish Too Much!
Just watched a Comcast commercial boasting that you could record 4 shows at once. If you're recording 4 shows at once, you watch too much TV -Cody Gibson
Diego Teased by Twitter Trolls
Can't sleep up thinking about Ross and how were gonna bang it out.
Man bang as in try and take each other out not tip tap for points
Ok you guys are all very sick .... Bang it out define, 2 fighters punch in the face very hard, looking to knock one another unconscious -Diego Sanchez
Fighters & Food. A Study in Love/Hate.
After my @ufc fight I'm going to eat a whole birthday cake to myself. #UFCAbuDhabi #fighterproblems #birthdayproblems -Ramsey Nijem
@RamseyNijem table for 2? -Chris Camozzi
@ChrisCamozzi @RamseyNijem @ufc I brought a box of Girl Scouts to my weigh ins -Steven Siler
Chocolate milkshakes and pizza are proof that Jesus loves me -Russell Doane
Spaghetti bolognese without the spaghetti.... #fatgirlproblems #115hereicome pic.twitter.com/3hvF64ZXdU -'Rowdy' Bec Rawlings
Maybe I should start dieting. Hahahahahahahhahahhaahhaahhahaahahahhaahahahah nah. -Russell Doane
He Wasn't Fat He Was Just Drawn That Way.
Anyone ever think that Fat Albert maybe just had a glandular problem -Mitch Clarke
I Told The Barber 'Give Me the KenFlo'. He Elbowed Me in the Face!
Damn that looks good! “@MelvitoMartinez: I told the barber, "just give me the @kennyflorian plz". pic.twitter.com/JlIbU9M09f” -Kenny Florian
You Have to Be More Specific if You Want the Right Thing Brought.
Thought of the day, "Bring it." -Kenny Robertson
Training UFC. Singlet Optional
“@DUANEBANGCOM: Training @UFC http://Instagram.com/p/mWGUyTPVgl/ ”
Chad kick boxing in a singlet! -Joseph Benavidez
Joe B. Did It!
Hey @lilduanebang who colored on the wall? http://instagram.com/p/mT0ZwrvVlb/ -Duane Ludwig
Cannolis All Around!
Thanks for all the prayers and well wishes. Surgery was a success! http://instagram.com/p/mRSo6PihrL/ -Chris Weidman
Tweet Stipe Your Suggestions
A couple days ago someone mentioned that I should change my twitter name to something easier to find. Cant stop of thinking of possibilities -Stipe Miocic
Ike's Unique Charm
@SiyarTheKiller hey some if your team mates are out here In Abq for legacy, you coming out this way too? -Ike Vallie-Flagg
@IKEVF Are you planning to kidnap me?! No I'm in Amsterdam right now. Doing some rehab. Have fun! -Siyar Bahadurzada
@SiyarTheKiller ha kidnap is such a strong word! I like to think of of it as "chilling with you against your will" -Ike Vallie-Flagg