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Tweets of the Week - 3/21

A look at the best tweets from the world of UFC. Follow @ufc, the list of official UFC accounts, and the list of UFC fighters to keep up with these guys and gals.
Bad News: No UFC on Saturday. Good News: SUNDAY!
Fiiiiiiiight weeeeek!!!! Shogun vs Hendo this SUNDAY (NOT Saturday!) LIVE and FREE on @FOXSports1!!!  -Dana White ‏

Relive the incredible first battle between @ShogunRua & @DanHendo at UFC 139: http://at.ufc.com/rrYm  pic.twitter.com/g7rC1jZ4IZ  -UFC ‏
 
A Cup of Joe
Accidentally put cayenne pepper in my coffee thinking it was cinnamon. Not mad tho, it's pretty good. -Joseph Benavidez ‏

#Intelligence
Maybe I wouldn't be so sarcastic, if you weren't so dumb. #mynumberoneanswer  -Russell Doane ‏

Every 5 years I look back and say, what an idiot that guy was. Life teaches you all kinds off cool stuff. -Seth Baczynski ‏

Watching animal plant-Jellyfish have survived here on Earth for 650 million years without brains. i guess that's Great news for the idiots. -Yancy Medeiros

Fear Factor - Home Edition
I left this grapefruit in my trunk when I left for spring break. Think I should still eat it? pic.twitter.com/A9tovnXe4h It still looks good, only smells a little off. I think I will eat it. pic.twitter.com/Rs4JUBhKxE -Yves Edwards

Cause You Guys are Ugly and Out of Shape

Me and Tim trying to get sunglasses sponsorship doing piggy back carries up the sand dunes. No dice. http://instagram.com/p/lxvgpAgBYR/   -Andrew Craig

Ike's Career in Customer Service is Doomed
Putting gas in my car annoys me
Really right now everything annoys me and I just want to fight -Ike Vallie-Flagg
 
Getting Catty
While my cat sat in my lap, I used him as a dining tray. Surprisingly it was a pleasant experience for both of us. Thanks cat! -Daron Cruickshank

IT'S A WHOLE OUTFIT!!! http://instagram.com/p/lsVLC5LkX8/  -Julie Kedzie

Hair Stylin'
My partner, the one and only @sonnench's hair is on another level on @UFCTonight right now. -Kenny Florian

@justjemmy Thank you! And I think @kennyflorian's hair is secure in it's awesomeness. It doesn't feel threatened...  -Karyn Bryant
 
Dan is the New Tyler Durden
100% dedicated to hacking life to suit my own needs and goals. Don't be constrained by the framework society built around you. #Evolve  -Dan Hardy ‏

Training on a Budget
After a hard morning conditioning nothing is like going to the mall and sitting in the massage therapy chair for free pic.twitter.com/Ykniizkn4E  -Daron Cruickshank

BaDaBoom
Why won't he sign? What else is he going to do? Go play tennis? That's out. He's got a racket but has no balls. -Chael Sonnen

Mitch Takes on the Critic's Darlings of Cinema
Anyone else find a bunch of plot holes and flaws in the movie D2: The Mighty Ducks ??? -Mitch Clarke

Education Has a Price
Watching a documentary at the fire house right now. Just saw a whale penis. I will never be able to un-see that whale penis. -Stipe Miocic
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